This just in from Miss Manners: The small fork on the outside is for your salad, and always call ahead before you drive your truck through the Waffle House in an attempt to kill your wife who works there

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. -- A man crashed through the Panama City Beach Waffle House while trying to run over his wife, who is a waitress at the restaurant, police said.

Panama City Beach police said Charles Patrick O'Bryan called Waffle House Monday evening and told an employee he was going to "run his truck through the building and kill everyone."

O'Bryan's wife, Danielle Gibbons, was hit by the vehicle and taken to a hospital with what authorities described as injuries that are not life-threatening.