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Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt.
As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property, according to a police report excerpted here.
She pointed the finger at the driver, alleging that he “told her to put it down her pants.” The driver denied Clark’s claim, stating “he has no idea what was down her pants.”
Clark’s disavowal of the stash in her drawers was rejected by cops, who charged her with two felony drug possession counts. She is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.
In late-September, a Florida man gave police a similar story when they discovered a bag of cocaine hidden inside his buttocks. Strangely, the suspect admitted ownership of a bag of pot that was also wedged in the same place.
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Meet Michael Bass.
The Illinois man, 24, was arrested yesterday for his alleged role in a series of burglaries over the past couple of months.
As seen above, when Bass was collared Wednesday he was wearing a t-shirt bearing the image of Elmo, the lovable Sesame Street character with the infectious giggle.
Luckily for Bass, he had to change out of the shirt when he was booked into the Madison County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $25,000 bond.
[On a related note, a perp recently featured in these pages showed a fondness for Kermit the Frog.]
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Eric Stark was arguing last night with his friend Johna Sucevic about Sucevic’s new boyfriend, whom Stark said he did not like. Sucevic, who for some reason already had a hammer in her hand, did not appreciate Stark’s two cents, and allegedly struck him in the head with the tool.
After Florida cops arrested Sucevic, 44, she spoke of her future plans for Stark:
“She said she is going to ‘aggravated batter Eric’s ass real good’ as soon as her ‘sugar daddy’ bonds her out,” according to a police report excerpted here.
Sucevic, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the county jail on, of course, a felony aggravated battery rap.
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An upcoming documentary about the late Morton Downey, Jr., the acerbic, chain-smoking talk show host, promises a meditation on the progenitor of trash TV, whose eponymous 1980s program was filmed in Secaucus, New Jersey and whose audience was filled with current and future probationers.
For us, though, the highlight of the the trailer for “Évocateur” is the brief time capsule look at Al Sharpton, then a rotund Brooklyn reverend with a prodigious konk. As seen above, during a commercial break--but while cameras continued rolling--the civil rights leader is seen yelling at an audience member who likely had commented negatively on Sharpton’s weight, race, bow tie, or affiliation with Tawana Brawley. Perhaps all four.
Saying that he was “tired of them acting big,” Sharpton told the unseen audience member, “You ain’t nothing! You a punk faggot!” Gesturing for the Downey fan to come up to the stage and rumble, Sharpton added, “Now come on and do something.” Since becoming a respected leader, Rev. Al has dropped the term “punk faggot” from his fiery verbal repertoire, records show.
The full trailer for “Évocateur,” due for release next year, can be seen here.
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In a holiday season massacre, a baby reindeer was killed while an older reindeer had to be euthanized after the animals were attacked last week by dogs who invaded pens where the animals were kept by a Nebraska man who rents reindeer out for tree lightings and Christmas parties.
The slaughter of the reindeer--an eight-month-old and a seven-year-old named “Candy”--is detailed in a Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office report excerpted here. As first reported by Cory Matteson in the Lincoln Journal Star, the reindeer were attacked last Wednesday by two Huskies (“Shasta” and “Lobo”) whose owner reported that the dogs went missing a day earlier.
The owner of the Huskies, Janeth Hernandez, 21, was “cited for Dog at Large,” according to the sheriff’s report. The owner of the late reindeer, Rod Gross, told deputies that he purchased the baby reindeer late last month for $3500. He said it would cost a similar amount to replace “Candy.”
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With scores of police reports crossing our desks weekly, we’ve begun worrying about the spelling skills of the country’s law enforcement officers.
While typed incident reports understandably can have typos caused by errant keystrokes, the mistakes riddling a recent handwritten report prepared by a Florida cop are harder to explain away.
As seen in this assemblage, blunders included misspellings of frequently used words like “description” and “alleged,” as well as mangled versions of “occurred” and “happened.” In fact, the officer’s misspelling of happened occurred three times.
And while poor spelling is no laughing matter, in this case it produced one amusing observation when the officer recounted how the arrestee “preformed masterbation” in front of an alleged victim.
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Here’s hoping Brett Favre, the injured 41-year-old Gunslinger, didn’t have a camera in his throwing hand during last night’s game against the Giants.
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Meet Vitaly Borker.
The Brooklyn man was arrested by federal investigators last week on a variety of felony charges related to his operation of a web site selling eyeglasses. Borker, 34, hid his face during a perp walk, so here’s the first photo of the online outlaw.
The businessman attracted national attention after bragging to The New York Times that he deliberately abused and bullied customers of decormyeyes.com in order to get a higher Google search result ranking.
Borker, seen here in a United States Marshals Service mug shot, faces decades in prison if convicted of cyberstalking, making interstate threats, mail fraud, and wire fraud. He is being held without bail at the federal detention center in Brooklyn.
- December 10, 2010
Now That Jim Morrison’s Been Cleared, Here’s The Jimi Hendrix Drug Case Transcript
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Now that the Florida Clemency Board has granted Jim Morrison a posthumous pardon for exposing himself during a 1969 concert, it seems appropriate to revisit another rock star arrest from that year.
Jimi Hendrix was busted in May 1969 at Toronto International Airport after customs agents discovered heroin and hashish in his luggage. At trial later that year, Hendrix testified that the narcotics were placed in his bag by a fan without his knowledge. Asked by a prosecutor how frequently this occurred, the musician answered, “Most every time that we played at a show, you know.”
The transcript of Hendrix’s testimony is an amusing account of drugs, touring, Bromo-Seltzer, and the time he enjoyed a hash cake while celebratintg his birthday in Ireland. To download a PDF of the 37-page Hendrix transcript, click here.
Hendrix, pictured in the above mug shot, was acquitted of the drug charges. He died of a drug overdose in September 1970.
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Brittney Sykes and Emma Westhusing had been talking about robbing a bank for about a month when the duo allegedly pulled a heist Monday at an Oregon credit union.
The weapon-free robbery netted them $1370--for 20 minutes, at least.
The novice criminals--Sykes, 23, handed the teller a note, while Westhusing, 19, drove the getaway car--were almost immediately undone by a tracking device that the teller placed among the 48 bills she forked over. An amusing U.S. District Court affidavit describes what happened when the duo found the suspicious device when they returned to Sykes’s house to count the loot.
Sykes (pictured above left) told investigators that she “went to a computer and searched the Internet to figure out what the device might be.” Panicking and assuming that the pair would be busted, Sykes “ran out to her car and hid the device.” It is unclear why she did not try to dispose of it somewhere besides underneath the driver’s side floor mat in her purple Hyundai Accent.
For her part, Westhusing said that when the tracking device was discovered, Sykes thought it was a dye bomb, “so she threw it against the wall.” Her cohort, she added, “then stomped on it, and then looked up what it was on the Internet.”
While the pair was busy Googling (“bank robbery tracking device,” presumably), Oregon cops were following a GPS signal to Sykes’s Portland residence. The women were arrested on a federal bank robbery charge.
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A Connecticut college student who is president of his school’s French club was arrested today on child porn charges after an undercover agent downloaded 34 illicit images that the suspect shared via a peer-to-peer network.
Steven Lewis was busted this morning in his dormitory room at the University of Connecticut, where he is a senior. As investigators searched his room, Lewis reportedly confessed that he was “introduced” to child porn two years ago by an individual he met online, according to a U.S. District Court filing excerpted here.
About six months ago, Lewis told agents, he began to use the file sharing program through which the 34 images--which featured prepubescent males--were obtained last month by law enforcement. Agents seized an Apple laptop from Lewis’s room, and the student said the machine contained “a significant collection of images and videos which depict child pornography."
He also reportedly admitted that he views his child porn “approximately three to four times a week and occasionally masturbates while viewing his collection.”
Lewis is president of UConn’s French Club and is a moderator for the group’s Facebook page, according to the court filing and UConn’s web site. He is pictured in the above photo from his personal Facebook page.
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Already on probation for a tax conviction, ex-baseball star Jerry Koosman was recently arrested for drunk driving, though federal officials have declined to cite him for violating terms of his supervised release, records show.
Koosman, 67, was arrested for drunk driving on September 15 near his home in Osceola, Wisconsin. The former New York Mets pitcher told probation officers that he had been drinking at a golf tournament and was surpised to learn that his blood alcohol content was measured at .22, nearly three times the state limit.
At the time of his arrest, Koosman was 10 weeks into a one-year probation term that was part of a federal sentence for willfully failing to file an income tax return. Koosman--a tax denier a la Wesley Snipes--was also sentenced to five months in prison.
According to a U.S. District Court court filing, a federal judge signed off on a probation officer’s recommendation that no action be taken against Koosman in connection with the drunk driving collar. The ex-athlete, a member of the 1969 Mets World Series team, played in the Major Leagues for 19 years. With 222 wins, Koosman ranks 73rd on the all-time win list.
He is scheduled for a February 15 Circuit Court trial on drunk driving charges.
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A federal judge today rejected Wesley Snipes’s “emergency” plea to forestall his prison surrender until after the holidays, noting that the actor has had more than two years to “place his affairs in order” and prepare family members for his incarceration.
In a motion filed Friday in U.S. District Court, Snipes noted that he has “four minor children ranging in age from 4 years old to 9 years old” and that he was scheduled to surrender “in the middle of the holiday season.”
This argument did not sway Judge William Terrell Hodges, who today issued an order denying Snipes’s motion. “The natural and inevitable consequence of any substantial sentence or imprisonment,” Hodges ruled, “is to separate Defendant from his family during holidays and at all other times of significance to a particular family unit—birthdays, weddings, and the like.”
Snipes, 48, is scheduled Thursday to surrender at a Pennsylvania prison to begin serving a three-year sentence for failing to file income tax returns. Snipes is pictured above in a Unites States Marshals Service mug shot.
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