for sale

Well I tried selling this like everyone else, listing how nice it is and all the cool things but now I got to break it down for the real people out there!
This car is really cool, it has all of the important features every car should come with. It actually has a cooler above the glove box that holds 2 beers, it seems to me this was a well thought out design, someone like myself can not get drunk on 2 beers so Dodge was thinking about everyone’s safety. In conjunction with this 2 beer maximum safety feature they built in a secondary safety feature as well, there is a secret compartment in the floor behind the front seats, each on of these compartments has a removable plastic tub and has just enough room to hold a six pack of beer and ice in each, Dodge’s idea here was that if you have happened to consume both of your beers while driving and need to restock the 2 beer holder you would need to pull over get out of the car and walk around to the rear door open it and get 2 more out, this gives the driver of the vehicle ample time to do their own personal sobriety check, if you can get the seat belt off get out of the car open the back door get into the floor compartment and get back into the car and sit down and put your seat belt on with out once stumbling , you are good for the 2 more beers you just got from your cooler compartment.
The last really awesome feature they built in was the ability to never get an open container, as the driver you can control all 4 power windows, so this allows for ease of empty can disposal, normally you could roll down your own window and through it out, but lets face it , this is just way to obvious that you just tossed that empty can out the window not to mention the danger to other drivers swerving out of the way of a can coming at them, and we all know it is to dangerous to try and lean over the passenger seat to roll the window down while you are driving, that’s just unsafe! So again this added safety feature of being able to roll down the passenger window and through the empty can out that window is incredibly safe not just for you but for the drivers behind you, this allows you the ability to toss the can safely off to the side of the road. This also is considered a very kind act of donation, times are tough these days and people are collecting more recyclables then ever off the side of the road to try and pay their mortgages. The only real flaw I have been finding is that I only have a 14 beer capacity, and everyone knows that they come in 6,12 and 18 packs , I beg the question …is Dodge in cahoots with the beer companies?
One last thing, this really is a nice car, but I wonder if Dodge is in financial trouble because they are marketing to the wrong people? Most rednecks are more then happy with their old truck and probably don’t have the money to make such a purchase? Well I won’t complain! If you want to read more and see more try