OPEN MIC NIGHT

Timmy and I hit up open MIC night at the Gym Joke in Arcadia. First up was Andy Ford who looked about 60 and was described as a cross between Jerry West and Pat Boone. He looked like he sold insurance. I would give him a 5 bc he was first up and he had a sold act he just needs to listen for the punchline and when to deliver it. It was his first time up and so I give him props for it.

Jeff Hats was up next and credits himself to bombing on Kimmel 6 years ago. I can understand why. He spent a good minute on polishing rocks and then went on to cribs deaths and humans shedding skins. New material might be in order. sorry but if you were on Kimmel you get a 3.

Batting 3rd was Steve Snider. Hope I didn't spell your name wrong. He said he lived on a boat and joked about sharing a breast pump, abortion, right wing, left wing,relationships and retards. I think this kid will do well if he learns his act and tightens up things a bit. He has the talent. 7.